Last words

Apparently the Vicar at my Grandads funeral has decided not to read his last words as part of the service. knowing my grandad he probably did that on purpose but the last exchange went something like:
GD: *mumble*
Mum: Did you say you wanted a Newspaper?
GD: I did
Mum: What do you want a newspaper for?
GD: To wipe my arse on.

Good old granddad.

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